Or, what happened after this writer got the results of her bone density scan.

Check off each of these cliches as you encounter them and let us know when you get Bingo!

Here’s what a bunch of Facebook friends said. Add your comment to the list!

How many pairs of reading glasses do you have? (Can you beat 37?) Where’s the most unexpected place you’ve found them? (On the dog?)

Roz Warren had just turned 60 and wondered what would change with this new phase. So she asked her Facebook friends…

Roz calls herself old. Her Facebook friends have a problem with that. They say you’re only as old as you feel, as the company you keep, as the way you look… . What do you think?

Humorist Roz Warren was scheduled for cataract surgery – a rite of passage that deserves a mixtape. So she put out a call on Facebook for suggestions…

Have you ever seen two AARP-aged librarians balanced like cranes behind the circ desk? Get the lowdown from our visiting humorist.

Our guest humorist Roz Warren makes a new best friend when she’s sent a massaging device for… senior backache? (Warning: Do not try this at home.)