Last time we asked you to share your experiences with dumb ‘smart” technology in all its frustrating glory, and you didn’t disappoint.
Reader Sharon R. nails it.
I have used computers at work for years, and thought I was ok. But as things get more complicated, I’m constantly frustrated. What happened to the “on” and “off” buttons we used to love? I have 3 cats & bought an automatic kitty litter machine. It’s great but do I really want my phone to tell me each time a cat goes to the bathroom? I think not. That’s a bit more than I need to know.
She’s not the only one who misses the “on” and “off’ button.
I remember my first computer and talking to tech help. He had me turn it on and later said turn it off. I told him there was no “off” button. He kept telling me where to find it and I told him it wasn’t there. FINALLY, I realized the “off” button was the same button that said “on”. Why didn’t it say “on/off” like my TV did? Live and learn.
-Bonnie M.
No Paper Instruction Manuals
Reader Bonnie M is among several with this pet peeve: “mourning the end of paper manuals and paper in general” (and don’t get her started on smart toothbrushes!). Reader Ann agrees. she liked the video but noted – perhaps with a little envy…
…I’m amazed that he has a PAPER instruction manual.
Reader Catherine G. chimes in.
Right?! I love paper manuals (when they’re well written, that is, which most no longer are) and hardly anyone supplies them. What if I need information and I’m out of internet range? Also, a book never needs to be recharged or get new batteries!
Needless Phone Apps
… lamps that are controlled by an app. I’m sure it would be a lot easier and faster to just walk over to a traditional lamp and turn it on rather than my taking time to find the phone then open an app just to turn on a lamp.
Too Many Bells and Whistles
My LG washer dryer combo. That machine is like a space ship. I feel like a dumbbell every time I use it. I can’t believe that a piece of machinery is making me nervous
-Vicki L.
Finally, a word of hope
Part of my job now is helping other people with computer issues, & the biggest issue is their feeling intimidated. I remind them their computers & other devices are just machines. They aren’t “smart” they are fast, & speed is their only advantage over humans. No home computerized device can store anywhere near the 2,500,000 gigabyte capacity of the adult human brain, nor can it reason. No fear!
-Catherine G.
Did I miss any? Keep ’em coming and thanks for playing!
ORIGINAL TEXT
I long for the days when I was smarter than my appliances.
I’ve been looking for a few new appliances. Nothing fancy. Or so I thought.
Now I can choose between a fridge with wifi, an instant pot with connectivity, and an oven that needs bluetooth. Why do my appliances need to talk to my phone? To gossip about how analog I am? How many apps do I have to keep track of?
While the internet and smart devices have many great uses for monitoring safety, or health, or finances….there’s a limit. (For me it’s a smart toothbrush).
A fridge has one job. Keep my food from spoiling.
An instapot has one job. Cook the food.
I’m capable of finding a recipe on my own when I need one. I don’t want to need another app or open another account (with a unique password, of course! I already have 62 passwords!). I don’t want some manufacturer to harvest my data. Or decide a few months in, that the features I got for free will now require a subscription. Or be unable to use my dishwasher, printer or whatnot because the wifi is down or have to buy a new phone because the appliance tech has been upgraded.
And I dread the day I’ll need to buy a car, since cars now have dashboards that look like the dash of a fighter jet. With touchscreens that require you to take your eyes off the road to check that it ‘took.” What’s wrong with a simple button you can press?
I think this guy said it — wildly profanely — but best. And hilariously.
Please, manufacturers – bring back dumb appliances and cars!
YOUR TURN
But that’s me. What smart appliances seem like overkill to you? What do you think about all these “smart” devices and appliances? When did your “smart tech” drive you crazy? Share your story in the comments!

Virge Randall is Senior Planet’s Managing Editor. She is also a freelance culture reporter who seeks out hidden gems and unsung (or undersung) treasures for Straus Newspapers; her blog “Don’t Get Me Started” puts a quirky new spin on Old School New York City. Send Open Thread suggestions to editor@seniorplanet.org.

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14 responses to “Open Thread Update: Dumbest “Smart” Technology”
I have used computers at work for years, and thought I was ok. But as things get more complicated, I’m constantly frustrated. What happened to the “on” and “off” buttons we used to love. I have 3 cats & bought an automatic kitty litter machine. It’s great but do I really want my phone to tell me each time a cat goes to the bathroom? I think not. That’s a bit more than I need to know.
Recently, I’ve been looking at home decor videos because I’m moving into a new COOP and am interested in ideas. One of the things I’ve noticed that makes no sense to me are lamps that are controlled by an app. I’m sure it would be a lot easier and faster to just walk over to a traditional lamp and turn it on rather than my taking time to find the phone then open an app just to turn on a lamp.
I’m unusual for a 68 year old, in that I was raised with computers beginning in the early 1960s. Part of my job now is helping other people with computer issues, & the biggest issue is their feeling intimidated. I remind them their computers & other devices are just machines. They aren’t “smart” they are fast, & speed is their only advantage over humans. No home computerized device can store anywhere near the 2,500,000 gigabyte capacity of the adult human brain, nor can it reason. No fear!
I am truly amazed and a bit saddened that no commenter was sickened by the continual foul language in the video. Call me anything you like but I really thought the AARP population believed in a more gentile personage. We are Not Millennials.
I’m not thrilled with the language, either, but we were warned it was “wildly profane.” He is not a milennial, either, obviously. He just seems like a New Yorker ;) And it was GenX that first made the F bomb a part of daily language, not millenials. I’ve learned to filter it out.
Not so smart. I don’t want anything cooking in my house if I’m not home,. Does the pot or oven have a fire extinguisher to put out a fire.
I have to confess that I only read this article because it said “smart toothbrush”. I did not realize such a thing existed. So, I investigated. And quickly realized that my idea of smart is different than the toothbrush’s. While it may time how long I brushed my teeth ( my simple electric already does that); it does not tell me to floss or use mouthwash. It does not fly into my bedroom when I’ve collapsed on my bed exhausted and make me get up and brush my teeth (my mother used to do that).
LOL, literally, & I agree, mostly. I will point out, however, some smart appliance features are really great & in most cases not connecting the device to wi-fi doesn’t affect its ability to perform its basic function. For example, my coffee maker can hook up to the internet, save exactly how each user wants their coffee, & tell you when you are running low on which variety, even placing orders if you want. But if not connected you just enter your choices each time & keep your own inventory.
Loved your reply.I do think we learn what we find useful and ignore what we don’t want. However, the learning what we want can be stressful. I remember my first computer and talkng to tech help. He had me turn it on and later said turn it off. I told him there was no “off” button. He kept telling me where to find it and I told him it wasn’t there. FINALLY, I realized the “off” button was the same button that said “on”. Why didn’t it say “on/off” like my TV did? Live and learn.
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Funny video, but I’m amazed that he has a PAPER instruction manual.
Right?! I love paper manuals (when they’re well written, that is, which most no longer are) and hardly anyone supplies them. What if I need information and I’m out of internet range? Also, a book never needs to be recharged or get new batteries!
Do I really need to turn the heat down through mr phone, I have an old fashioned clock thermostat for that. Why do I have to have a subscription to watch TV? They still push ads even if you pay. Door bells that send a signal to let you know someone is at the door. If I am away, they can leave a calling card. Computer browsers that follow your every click then sell your information. When did the world need so many cameras? There is no privacy anywhere. Happy to not be my children’s age!
My LG washer dryer combo. That machine is like a space ship. I feel like a dumb bell every time I use it. I can’t believe that a piece of machinery is making me nervous.
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